8:00 WB POPSTARS 2
Choreographer Tony Michaels devises a completely evil dance routine to further humiliate the auditionees.
8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
The true-life story of Fantasy Island little person/sexpot Herve Villechaize!
8:00 UPN DARK ANGEL
For some reason, Max has problems trying to catch a headless body running amuck. Get it together, girl!
10:00 ABC ONCE AND AGAIN
While trying to get a job as a radio personality, Lily makes an ass out of herself by embarrassing her family on-air!
9:00 USA BRIDE OF CHUCKY--Movie
(1998) Homicidal doll gets wild hoochie-mama Barbie to be his bride.
10:00 COM SOUTH PARK
Halloween is ruined for the kids once again when there's an outbreak of the "pinkeye." I blame the Taliban!
8:00 CBS EMMY AWARDS
After being postponed for the umpteenth time, the Emmy Awards show is finally being telecast (like anybody really believes Tony Danza's life is in danger).
10:00 COM FRIARS CLUB ROAST
Host Jimmy Kimmel and others lob tasteless jokes at horny octogenarian Hugh Hefner and his bevy of booby-riffic bunnies.
8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC
Seven of Nine joins the teaching staff, and becomes frustrated when the students refuse to be assimilated.
9:00 WB ANGEL
Angel does a pig-blood spit take when hottie vampire Darla shows up at the door announcing she's (ka-boing!) PREGNANT???
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE MUSICAL!
A mysterious force makes the Scoobies burst into spontaneous song in this all-musical episode!
9:00 WB SMALLVILLE
Clark's puberty problems flare up once again when he gains uncontrollable X-ray vision. (Woo-hoo! Underpants alert!!)
9:00 NBC WEST WING
The staff falls under heavy questioning by the House committee, while Sam goes out of his way to outlaw the penny.