9:00 ABC VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW
Gee... I wonder if it's "sweeps week"?
9:00 FOX GONORRHEA PENINSULA 2
Catherine hits the roof of her thatched hut when she learns Edmundo's penis "accidentally" fell into someone else's vagina.
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE MUSICAL!
A much-needed repeat of last week's brilliant, all-singing episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
9:00 UPN IRON CHEF USA
An Americanized version of the hit Japanese cooking game show, hosted by (ka-BOING!!) William Shatner?!?
7:00 TOON JUSTICE LEAGUE
Debut! An otherworldly crisis brings together the most important superheroes in the world. (Sorry, Aquaman! Sucks to be YOU.)
8:00 AMC BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS--Movie
(1970) The sleazified sequel about an all-gal rock band and its rise to the top! Screenplay by Roger Ebert.
8:00 HBO BRITNEY SPEARS LIVE IN LAS VEGAS
Britney "gets her skank on" in this live concert from the City of Sin!
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Super spy Sydney checks into the funny farm so she can kick the shit out of a crazy assassin!
9:00 WB ANGEL
As Darla prepares to give birth to Angel's baby, the happy moment is ruined (as it always is) by a vampire hunter.
8:00 NBC JENNIFER LOPEZ IN CONCERT
J.Lo puts her million-dollar backfield in motion in this bootyriffic free concert.
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Buffy backpedals after kissing Spike... but who cares about that? What I wanna know is, what's Giles' tongue doing in Anya's mouth??
8:00 UPN ENTERPRISE
Cap'n Bakula gets shanghaied by a crazy commander bent on revenge! (And am I crazy, or does this show have the WORST theme song ever??)