Thursday, November 15

9:00 ABC VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW

Gee... I wonder if it's "sweeps week"?

9:00 FOX GONORRHEA PENINSULA 2

Catherine hits the roof of her thatched hut when she learns Edmundo's penis "accidentally" fell into someone else's vagina.


Friday, November 16

8:00 UPN BUFFY THE MUSICAL!

A much-needed repeat of last week's brilliant, all-singing episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

9:00 UPN IRON CHEF USA

An Americanized version of the hit Japanese cooking game show, hosted by (ka-BOING!!) William Shatner?!?


Saturday, November 17

7:00 TOON JUSTICE LEAGUE

Debut! An otherworldly crisis brings together the most important superheroes in the world. (Sorry, Aquaman! Sucks to be YOU.)

8:00 AMC BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS--Movie

(1970) The sleazified sequel about an all-gal rock band and its rise to the top! Screenplay by Roger Ebert.


Sunday, November 18

8:00 HBO BRITNEY SPEARS LIVE IN LAS VEGAS

Britney "gets her skank on" in this live concert from the City of Sin!

9:00 ABC ALIAS

Super spy Sydney checks into the funny farm so she can kick the shit out of a crazy assassin!


Monday, November 19

9:00 WB ANGEL

As Darla prepares to give birth to Angel's baby, the happy moment is ruined (as it always is) by a vampire hunter.


Tuesday, November 20

8:00 NBC JENNIFER LOPEZ IN CONCERT

J.Lo puts her million-dollar backfield in motion in this bootyriffic free concert.

8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Buffy backpedals after kissing Spike... but who cares about that? What I wanna know is, what's Giles' tongue doing in Anya's mouth??


Wednesday, November 21

8:00 UPN ENTERPRISE

Cap'n Bakula gets shanghaied by a crazy commander bent on revenge! (And am I crazy, or does this show have the WORST theme song ever??)