9:00 FOX GONORRHEA PENINSULA 2
Terror strikes the island when Edmundo's tongue gets caught in Michelle's mouth.
9:00 USA THE TERMINATOR--Movie
(1984) Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as a futuristic robot who travels back to our century in order to fire three-quarters of the dot-com industry.
8:00 CBS FROSTY THE SNOWMAN
Kids trifle with genetic engineering, creating a walking, talking horror they call "Frosty."
8:00 FOX THE SOUND OF MUSIC--Movie
(1965) The military defeats a gang of rat Nazis with their newest secret weapon: a nanny and her bunch of singing brats.
8:00 FAM SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN
In this classic wooden puppet special, Kris Kringle and the Winter Warlock stick it to the Burgermeister Meisterburger (or is it "Meisterburger Burgermeister"?).
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Sydney finds herself (as usual) in deep doo-doo when she is forced to take a lie detector test.
10:00 COM THE MAN SHOW
The 10-year-old "Man Show Boy" gets a new job selling beer on the sidewalk.
9:30 TOON JUSTICE LEAGUE
Oh, poop! An episode with Aquaman in it! I hope he gets the crap beat out of him!
8:00 TNN THE GODFATHER--Movie
(1972) Don Corleone figures out a great way to put his competitor out of business: a decapitated horse head in the bed!
9:00 FOX BERNIE MAC
Bernie Mac takes the kids to church, and proceeds to beat the devil out of 'em.
10:00 COM SOUTH PARK
Gather the kids around, folks! Here comes one of the most heartfelt of holiday specials: South Park's "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."