8:30 FOX THE TICK
Like this show starring Puddy from Seinfeld? Well kiss his ass goodbye, cuz it's CANCELED.
10:00 COM SOUTH PARK
Red faces and tears ensue when the South Park dodge ball team heads to the national championship!
8:00 NBC ROOTS: CELEBRATING 25 YEARS
LeVar Burton hosts this anniversary retrospective on the most popular miniseries ever.
9:00 CBS FIRST MONDAY
Debut! Kind of like West Wing, except it's about a bunch of judges on the Supreme Court with big gavels stuck up their asses.
8:00 ABC MARY POPPINS--Movie
(1964) An English nanny uses the occult (and animated dancing penguins) to keep two smartass limey brats in line.
8:00 NBC ANACONDA--Movie
(1997) Jennifer Lopez discovers that her anaconda don't... want... none unless it's got buns, hon!
8:00 WB THE JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENT
Comedian Jamie Kennedy rehashes this pretty funny version of Candid Camera. This week: Jamie poses as a temp worker whose job is to fire the rest of the employees.
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Quentin Tarantino (remember him?) guest-stars as a disgruntled former agent who leads a group of mercenaries in a revolt against SD-6!
8:00 DSC MORTUARY SCHOOL
Looking for a new career? Learn how to embalm, cremate, and beautify the dead in this educational documentary.
9:00 WB SMALLVILLE
Clark tries to stop a dieting classmate who turns ravenous and starts eating everything in sight!
9:00 TNN THE DOORS--Movie
(1991) Val Kilmer plays drugged-out poet Jim Morrison, Meg Ryan plays the hippie "bauble."
9:00 WB GLORY DAYS
In this creepy teen show from Kevin Williamson (Scream, Dawson's Crack), the kids flip out when their music teacher is killed by a prodigy--who happens to be possessed by the devil!