8:00 FOX FAMILY GUY
After Stewie is "discovered," he's sent to a stupid performing arts school... just like the one in Fame! HAW! HAW!
10:00 MTV SEX 2K
Ever wonder about those naughty ads in the back of this paper? Then learn everything you ever wanted to know about escorts in this sexy documentary!
8:00 FOX THE CHAMBER
Contestants are locked in a chamber to see how many questions they can answer with their ass on fire.
8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY
Featuring America's favorite posterboy for psychosis, Charles Manson!
8:00 UPN THE LOVE BUG--Movie
(1968) Dean Jones is thrilled about taking possession of "The Love Bug"--until he realizes it's herpes.
8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
A true behind-the-scenes peek at those crazy, horrible Huxtable kids from The Cosby Show. No, really! They were jerks!
Sunday, January 27
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Hilarity and eating meals with a straw ensue, when Homer gets his jaw wired shut.
9:00 ABC STEPHEN KING'S ROSE RED--Movie
(2002) A bunch of snoopy psychics break into a haunted mansion and get the poop scared out of them by ghosts.
8:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC
The rise, predictable fall, and rise of head-banging metal heads Metallica.
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
In order to make ends meet, Buffy takes time away from saving the world by getting a job at Jack in the Box.
9:00 WB SMALLVILLE
Clark must stop an invisible enemy, intent on yanking Lex Luthor's underpants up his crack.
8:00 FOX THAT '80s SHOW
The makers of That '70s Show have out-crapped themselves with this newest craptacular crap fest centered around the '80s.