Thursday, October 23 8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: PEARL ISLANDS One of the gals complains of a snake attacking her in her sleep. HoneyÉ that wasn't a snake.

9:00 ABC EXTREME MAKEOVER Before re-entering the dating scene, a woman opts for a facelift (but forgets the necessary bodylift).

Friday, October 24 9:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC Smarty-pants Dennis Miller plays an ex-con investment banker forced to be a substitute teacher! HAW!

9:00 SCI THE NEW ROSWELL Bryant Gumbell hosts this special investigating UFOs in Pennsylvania. Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

Saturday, October 25 9:00 ABC SLEEPING BEAUTY--Movie (1959) The classic Disney animated tale of an evil fairy who uses domestic terrorism to poison a princess.

10:30 COM KID NOTORIOUS A new cartoon featuring the face and vocal talents of suave '70s movie producer Robert Evans.

Sunday, October 26 9:00 FX INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE--Movie (1994) Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and a tiny Kirsten Dunst star as a gang of bloodsuckin' hotties!

9:00 ABC ALIAS It's a secret agent catfight when Lauren tears into Sydney for stabbing Vaughn.

Monday, October 27 9:00 FOX SKIN It's "Romeo and Drooliet" when two hot teens from very different families do the booty hook up.

Tuesday, October 28 8:00 ABC IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN Under the influence of hallucinogens, Linus tries to convince his friends that the reason he's rolling around naked in the garden is to wait for "the great pumpkin."

9:00 FOX 24 Season Premiere! Jack's back, and this time he has 24 hours to defuse a viral time bomb (as well as rescue his daughter Kim from at least 18 different kidnappers).

Wednesday, October 29 9:00 FOX THE O.C. Series Return! After their ill-fated trip to Tijuana, Ryan and Seth are sent up poop river--without a paddle.

9:00 WB ANGEL Lorne throws the biggest Halloween bash ever at Wolfram and Hart--but forgets to invite the zombie strippers.