FRIDAY, AUGUST 13 8:00 NBC SUMMER OLYMPICS It's the opening ceremonies for the summer Olympics, and here's the drinking game: Whenever the U.S. gets booed by the crowd, you drink! 8:00 FOX MAN VS. BEAST I & II Screw the Olympics! Don't miss these back-to-back episodes of humans competing against animals. Go, humans, GO!!!
SATURDAY, AUGUST 14 8:00 WB MAD MAX--Movie (1979) Mel Gibson stars as "kind of annoyed Max," until somebody kills his family. 9:00 SPIKE RESERVOIR DOGS--Movie (1992) Quentin Tarantino's bloody story of a botched diamond heist by a gang of crooks with colorful names.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 15 8:00 NBC SUMMER OLYMPICS Tonight, it's gymnastics, swimming, andÉ beach volleyball? Oh, yeah, baby! Hollaaaaaaaa! 8:00 TRAV MARVEL SUPER HEROES' GUIDE TO NYC The New York City landmarks that inspire superheroes like Hulk to SMASH!
MONDAY, AUGUST 16 7:00 BRAVO SUMMER OLYMPICS Be sure to check out Bravo for the gayest selection of Summer Olympic games. Tonight: Badminton!
TUESDAY, AUGUST 17
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 18 8:00 FOX FAMILY GUY MINI-MARATHON Four episodes of the hilarious and canceled cult cartoon Family Guy. 8:00 FX PREDATOR--Movie (1987) Arnold Schwarzenegger gets an out of this world ass-whuppin' from an invisible alien game-hunter.