This Week on TV
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 17 8:00 CBS
SURVIVOR: PALAU Season Premiere!
Host Jeff Probst continues his systemic torture of 20 psychologically damaged castaways. 9:00 ABC MICHAEL JACKSON'S SECRET WORLD
Documentary filmmaker Martin Bashir explores Jackson's alleged dalliances with wee folk.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 18 9:00 E! GASTINEAU GIRLS Debut!
A rich mother/daughter publicist team whoop it up for the cameras in this new Simple Life
rip-off. 10:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Baltar is falsely accused of being a traitor by a disguised Cylon. GOD! I hate
those robot bastards!
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 19 9:00 VH1 8 MILE--Movie
(2002) A honky rapper fights his way to the top in this thinly veiled biography of Vanilla Ice. 10:00 FX RESCUE ME
Get caught up on one of the BEST series of the season starring Dennis Leary.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 20 8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Springfield legalizes gay marriage in an effort to boost tourism! Hey, it worked for Canada! 9:00 NBC THE FIRST 5 YEARS OF SNL
A look back at Saturday Night Live
long before Jimmy Fallon ruined it for everybody.
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 21 9:00 FOX 24
Surprise! Audrey's ex-husband is mixed up with the terrorists. Boy, that torture room at CTU is getting a work-out!
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 22 9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS
When Veronica is tricked by a client, her high school pals step in to save the day! 9:00 CBS ONE DAY AT A TIME REUNION
Bonnie Franklin, Valerie Bertinelli, and former coke-head MacKenzie Phillips snort lines for old times' sake.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 23 8:00 ABC LOST
In honor of Black History Month, Michael opens up a can of racial whoop-ass on Jin. 8:30 FOX THE SIMPLE LIFE
While interning for a plastic surgeon, Paris accidentally gives herself reverse liposuction.