THURSDAY, MARCH 24
8:00 FOX THE O.C. When Ryan's no-good brother gets out of the slammer, familial embarrassment ensues!
9:30 NBC THE OFFICE Debut! Michael's (Steve Carell) attempts to impress the documentary crew are strangely less than successful.
FRIDAY, MARCH 25
9:00 USA KOJAK Debut! Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? Whoops. Wrong black private dick.
10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Season finale, part one! While Boomer struggles to repress her Cylon side, her parents are supportive ("We love our half-Cylon, half-human daughter!").
SATURDAY, MARCH 26
8:00 WB LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE Debut! In part one of this six-part series, the Ingalls arrive on the Kansas prairie and meet that little bitch Nellie Oleson.
8:00 TOON STAR WARS: CLONE WARS Cartoony prequels to the upcoming Star Wars movie. Don't forget to change your underpants, nerds!
SUNDAY, MARCH 27
8:30 FOX ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT Gob and Buster form a new magic act, forgetting that Buster has a hook for a hand.
10:00 ABC GREY'S ANATOMY Debut! A surgical intern balances life and love in this new Seattle-based drama.
MONDAY, MARCH 28
9:00 FOX 24 Things don't quite go as planned when Jack tries to infiltrate a terrorist cell dressed as Osama bin Laden.
TUESDAY, MARCH 29
9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS The game is afoot when Veronica searches for Neptune High's missing mascot.
9:30 NBC THE OFFICE Regular timeslot! Racial hijinx ensue when Michael proclaims it "Diversity Day."
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30
8:00 ABC LOST Locke's legs take a vacation while trying to open up the mysterious hatch.
10:00 ABC EYES Debut! Tim Daly stars as the head of a high-tech detective agency from the creators of the awesome (and cancelled) Fastlane.