THURSDAY, JUNE 16

9:00 NBC HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME This week's has-beens: Wang Chung, Irene Cara, and Cameo! Wow! Word UP!

10:00 VH1 STRIP SEARCH The search for America's best male stripper continues, as the contestants compete in a choreography challenge.

FRIDAY, JUNE 17

8:00 TNT INTO THE WEST Felicity (Keri Russell) teaches Indians about modern conveniences in this Wild West miniseries.

SATURDAY, JUNE 18

8:00 TVLAND TOP TEN SEXIEST STARS Move over Brad Pitt! The top sexiest guys in TV Land are Magnum, P.I., Matt Houston, and Matlock! Rrrrrowwrrr!

SUNDAY, JUNE 19

8:00 UPN VERONICA MARS Whoopee! For those who missed out, here's the pilot episode of one of my fave series of the year!

9:00 SCIFI BOA VS. PYTHON--Movie (2004) Two humongous snakes tire of eating humans and beat the shit out of each other.

MONDAY, JUNE 20

9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN Chef Gordon Ramsay decides to spend the day dumping food on the contestants' heads.

9:00 USA TRIBUTE TO GEORGE LUCAS The American Film Institute gives Lucas a lifetime achievement award--then takes it back because of Jar Jar Binks.

TUESDAY, JUNE 21

9:00 NBC I WANT TO BE A HILTON Debut! Paris' mom runs a group of reality show contestants through the wringer, and frankly I couldn't care less.

10:00 FX RESCUE ME Season Premiere! Tommy (Dennis Leary) gets transferred to a new station house in the return of this awesome series!

10:00 COM RENO 911! After being fired for gross incompetence, the officers settle into humiliating new civilian jobs.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 22

8:00 WB BEAUTY AND THE GEEK The geeks are instructed to get phone numbers from beautiful strangers. HAW! Good luck, nerds!

9:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS It's baffling, but this show that teaches has-been stars to ballroom dance is weirdly entertaining!