THURSDAY, JULY 12
8:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARL
A funny two-part repeat in which Earl and Randy travel to Mexico to rescue a deported Catalina.
WORLD SERIES OF POP CULTURE
Finally, a game show that won't make you want to jab your eyes out with a screwdriver.
FRIDAY, JULY 13
9:00 FOX DRIVE
Series Finale! Your last opportunity to watch poor Nathan Fillion's (Firefly) cross-country car race show.
10:00 USA PSYCH
Season Premiere! If you like your detective shows "whimsical," check out this one about a private eye who pretends he's psychic!
SATURDAY, JULY 14
9:00 SCIFI SUPERGATOR—Movie
(2007) A gigantic super-powered alligator(!) is discovered living in an... active Hawaiian volcano?? This is the most AWESOME plot for a movie EVER!!
SUNDAY, JULY 15
9:00 VH1 ROCK OF LOVE WITH BRET MICHAELS
Debut! The lead singer of Poison must choose between 20 skanks to see which is the perfect skank for him.
10:30 VH1 SCOTT BAIO IS 45... AND SINGLE
Debut! Apparently that thing with Joanie didn't work out after all.
MONDAY, JULY 16
8:00 NBC VICTORIA BECKHAM: COMING TO AMERICA
Debut! Victoria (formerly Posh Spice) and her soccer-playing hubby say "Cheerio" to England, and "What's up, mother-effer" to America.
9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN
The winner of tonight's challenge gets to take their revenge on Chef Ramsay.
TUESDAY, JULY 17
8:00 ABC JUST FOR LAUGHS
Debut! A new show featuring comedy vignettes that are "just for laughs!" Sorry, no kids with leukemia allowed!
10:00 MTV ROOM 401
Debut! Ashton Kutcher's new show that explores the supernatural! (Like how a puss like him landed Demi Moore?)
WEDNESDAY, JULY 18
10:30 MTV JACKASS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
The Jackass gang looks back on their stunts, as their nurses treat their bursitis and feed them Metamucil.