THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16
8:00 WB SMALLVILLE
Clark runs into yet another DC comics superhero, the half-human, all hottie Cyborg!
8:00 UPN EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS
A challenger tries to beat Chris' top Asteroids score. Nerd fight! Nerd fight!
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 17
8:00 FOX TRADING SPOUSES
TiVo Alert! Do NOT miss the best Trading Spouses ever, when "God Warrior" Marguerite Perrin has a gagging, on camera religious freakout!
10:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
When the Pegasus takes off on its own, Adama opens up a can of Galactica whoop-ass.
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 18
8:00 ABC CAST AWAY—Movie
(2000) Not a great movie, but it's totally worth it just to see Tom Hanks knock a tooth out of his head with an ice skate.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19
8:00 ESPN2 KNIGHT SCHOOL
Debut! Sixteen students vie for a single position on a college team—but have to impress hothead Bobby Knight first!
8:00 NBC WINTER OLYMPICS
Speed skating, alpine skiing, bobsledding... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 20
8:00 FOX HOUSE
Dr. House treats a supermodel addicted to heroin—sorry, it's not Kate Moss.
9:00 FOX 24
When terrorist mastermind Bierko threatens the government, Logan poops his presidential panties!
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 21
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
It's ladies night when 12 of the female finalists sing for Randy, Simon. and menopausal Paula.
10:00 FX THE SHIELD
Kavanaugh closes in on the Strike Team, and Vic starts sending out resumes.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 22
9:00 ABC LOST
The original two-hour pilot—for those who haven't seen it for the bazillionth time.
11:00 BRAVO PROJECT JAY
Special! The hilarious and charming winner of last year's Project Runway takes on NYC!