THURSDAY, APRIL 27

9:00 FOX THE O.C.

Marissa invites Surf Nazi to the prom, while Ryan plans on bringing a big can of whup ass!

9:30 NBC THE OFFICE

After a small joint is found in the office, Dwight administers drug tests.

FRIDAY, APRIL 28

10:30 E! THE CHELSEA HANDLER SHOW

Skits and variety with the hotsy-totsy pinup gal, Chelsea Handler.

SATURDAY, APRIL 29

8:00 OXY IVANA YOUNG MAN

Debut! Ivana Trump interviews eight young studs to add to her stable. ICK!

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

It's an episode featuring the best of "TV Funhouse." Waitasecond... this could possibly be funny!

SUNDAY, APRIL 30

8:00 HBO ELIZABETH I

Helen Mirren stars as the mercurial Queen of England who has the eternal hots for the Earl of Leicester!

8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS

When Principal Skinner divides the class between boys and girls, Lisa becomes a drag king!

MONDAY, MAY 1

9:00 FOX 24

As Jack closes in, the evil President Logan has a presidential freakout.

9:00 ABC SUPERNANNY

Nanny Jo has her hands full with cranky kids and their bickering divorced parents.

TUESDAY, MAY 2

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

It's down to five—but don't you DARE let that trailer-trashy Kellie Pickler win!

10:00 CBS DYNASTY REUNION

Joan Collins and Linda Evans reunite to discuss the classic nighttime soap, and scratch each other's cataracts out.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 3

8:00 UPN AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

One of the girls is rushed to the emergency room after she's crushed under Tyra's ego.

9:00 ABC LOST

To get him to confess, prisoner Henry Gale is tortured by Ana Lucia. I should be so lucky!