THURSDAY, APRIL 27
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
Marissa invites Surf Nazi to the prom, while Ryan plans on bringing a big can of whup ass!
9:30 NBC THE OFFICE
After a small joint is found in the office, Dwight administers drug tests.
FRIDAY, APRIL 28
10:30 E! THE CHELSEA HANDLER SHOW
Skits and variety with the hotsy-totsy pinup gal, Chelsea Handler.
SATURDAY, APRIL 29
8:00 OXY IVANA YOUNG MAN
Debut! Ivana Trump interviews eight young studs to add to her stable. ICK!
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
It's an episode featuring the best of "TV Funhouse." Waitasecond... this could possibly be funny!
SUNDAY, APRIL 30
8:00 HBO ELIZABETH I
Helen Mirren stars as the mercurial Queen of England who has the eternal hots for the Earl of Leicester!
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
When Principal Skinner divides the class between boys and girls, Lisa becomes a drag king!
MONDAY, MAY 1
9:00 FOX 24
As Jack closes in, the evil President Logan has a presidential freakout.
9:00 ABC SUPERNANNY
Nanny Jo has her hands full with cranky kids and their bickering divorced parents.
TUESDAY, MAY 2
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
It's down to five—but don't you DARE let that trailer-trashy Kellie Pickler win!
10:00 CBS DYNASTY REUNION
Joan Collins and Linda Evans reunite to discuss the classic nighttime soap, and scratch each other's cataracts out.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 3
8:00 UPN AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
One of the girls is rushed to the emergency room after she's crushed under Tyra's ego.
9:00 ABC LOST
To get him to confess, prisoner Henry Gale is tortured by Ana Lucia. I should be so lucky!