THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7

8:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARL

When Earl accidentally gets Catalina deported, it sets the stage for an international incident... of HILARITY.

9:00 FOX THE O.C.

While visiting Summer at Brown, Seth finds and moves into an empty dorm room. Okay... starting to get creepy!

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8

8:00 CBS RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER

Rudolph tries to prove himself to that dickhead Santa with the help of a gay midget (who wants to be a dentist).

9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

The fleet's food processor goes on the fritz. They should borrow one from Star Trek's Enterprise! Theirs is so sweet.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9

8:00 ABC THE X-MAS THAT ALMOST DIDN'T HAPPEN

After a doctor tells him he has an STD, Rusty the Reindeer figures out how he got his name.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10

8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS

Bart becomes best friends with Nelson! HAW! HAW!

8:00 CBS THE AMAZING RACE

Season Finale! The final teams of globetrotters race to the finish line (where, finally, a decent toilet awaits them).

MONDAY, DECEMBER 11

8:00 FOX HOUSE

It's a double feature of Dr. Cranky when the docs race to save the life of Foreman.

9:00 SCI THE LOST ROOM

A new mini-series about a super creepy motel room, starring

Six Feet Under's Peter Krause!

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 12

8:00 ABC HOW THE GRINCH STOLE X-MAS

It's the 40th anniversary, with extras such as an interview with animator Chuck Jones.

10:00 ABC BARBARA WALTERS' 10 MOST FASCINATING PEOPLE

It's the "most fascinating" people of 2006, including Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, and Britney Spears' cooter.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 13

10:00 SPIKE VIDEOGAME AWARDS

The only awards show preempted because the viewers are too busy playing videogames.

10:00 MTV REAL WORLD DENVER

Panic sweeps the house when the kids realize that no one gives a crap about this show anymore.