THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7
8:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARL
When Earl accidentally gets Catalina deported, it sets the stage for an international incident... of HILARITY.
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
While visiting Summer at Brown, Seth finds and moves into an empty dorm room. Okay... starting to get creepy!
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8
8:00 CBS RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
Rudolph tries to prove himself to that dickhead Santa with the help of a gay midget (who wants to be a dentist).
9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
The fleet's food processor goes on the fritz. They should borrow one from Star Trek's Enterprise! Theirs is so sweet.
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9
8:00 ABC THE X-MAS THAT ALMOST DIDN'T HAPPEN
After a doctor tells him he has an STD, Rusty the Reindeer figures out how he got his name.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Bart becomes best friends with Nelson! HAW! HAW!
8:00 CBS THE AMAZING RACE
Season Finale! The final teams of globetrotters race to the finish line (where, finally, a decent toilet awaits them).
MONDAY, DECEMBER 11
8:00 FOX HOUSE
It's a double feature of Dr. Cranky when the docs race to save the life of Foreman.
9:00 SCI THE LOST ROOM
A new mini-series about a super creepy motel room, starring
Six Feet Under's Peter Krause!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 12
8:00 ABC HOW THE GRINCH STOLE X-MAS
It's the 40th anniversary, with extras such as an interview with animator Chuck Jones.
10:00 ABC BARBARA WALTERS' 10 MOST FASCINATING PEOPLE
It's the "most fascinating" people of 2006, including Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, and Britney Spears' cooter.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 13
10:00 SPIKE VIDEOGAME AWARDS
The only awards show preempted because the viewers are too busy playing videogames.
10:00 MTV REAL WORLD DENVER
Panic sweeps the house when the kids realize that no one gives a crap about this show anymore.