Nov 13, 2003 at 4:00 am

KING BURRITO

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King Burrito is the fucking bomb!

It amazed my mind, wowed my taste buds.

This shit created a super nova in my mouth it was so delicious. The scientists who created the CERN tunnel called me up immidiately after as the king burrito reached a light speed level of delicious. The best part is, they don't need 25 years to conceptualize this tasty son of bitch.
henrycuplet on September 17, 2008 at 9:17 AM Report this

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