The bit about the octopus was a nice linguistic flourish.

More dive food at dives. What is it with the places that get reviewed here? So this is the place you take the office slut before romping at her place and then going home to the wife? Good for you.

Kip, Slut. wife and dive all in one comment... you are making this too easy! Stick to what you know stealing deposits from low income renters, not paying you bills defaulting on the dumps you call houses.