If these are summer drinks, why are all the old folks in that illustration dressed for late fall/winter in Madrid circa 1979?

Here's my swank summer drink recipe for Port Merc readers to enjoy!
:)

10 black limes, 3 packages indian saffron, 2 packages Rite-Aid drink powder (blue), 5 orange Patagonian olives, 1 plastic gallon jug vodka, 4 cups *rare* brown sugar, 6 pack Zima. Now mix it all together and refrigerate. Next, invite some friends over and let them enjoy. When they puke / pass out / almost die steal their money and go buy some real intoxicants pussy face. Alcohol is a Stone Age deliriant. It makes you stupid, clumsy and full of ENERGY to act clumsily on your stupid ideas. If you like STDs, vomiting on yourself and brain cell death...then enjoy!

Cheerio!