Blue Monk, 3341 SE Belmont, 595-0575, 5-7 pm daily, $4.50 specialty cocktails

No more jazz. The recently renovated downstairs now hosts a game room with darts, pinball, and pool.

Bluehour, 250 NW 13th, 226-3394, 4:30-6:30 pm daily, $3 drafts, $4 wells, $1-7 food menu

I don't care how broke you are, it's your civic duty to take advantage of Bluehour's kickass happy hour (otherwise the yuppies have won).

Bo Restobar, 400 SW Broadway, 222-2688, Mon-Fri 4-7 pm, 9 pm-close, all day Sun, $3 select drafts, $4 house wine, $1.95-4.95 food menu

Bo's happy hour offers fusion on the cheap, like Thai pizza, sweet potato tempura, and lemongrass chowder.

Bonfire Lounge, 2821 SE Stark, 232-3704, 4-7 pm daily, $1 off wells & drafts

Hipster dive, emphasis on hipster. Great bar food, plentiful outside seating, and good-looking clientele.