Brazen Bean, 2075 NW Glisan, 294-0636, Mon-Fri 5-8 pm, half off martinis

Get your girly drunk on with cheap fancy martinis.

Buffalo Gap, 6835 SW Macadam, 244-7111, daily 4-6 pm, 10 pm-midnight, $2.95 food menu

The Buffalo Gap's happy hour menu ain't too shabby: personal pita pizza, nachos, tacos, and "garlic bleu cheese potato chips."

Bush Garden, 900 SW Morrison, 226-7181, Mon-Sat 5-7 pm, Thurs-Sat 8:30-10 pm, $1 food menu

Fifteen kinds of appetizer—from egg rolls to yakitori—for a buck.

Café Wonder, 128 NE Russell, 284-8686, Tues-Sat 5-6:30 pm, $2 wells

Downstairs from the Wonder Ballroom, Café Wonder is not only a great place to pre-func before shows, but also a solid bar in its own right.