Fratelli Aphrodisiac Dinner, Fratelli, 1230 NW Hoyt, Tues Feb 13-Sat Feb 17, $39 per person, 241-8800 for reservations

Chef Paul Klitsie promises a Valentine's Day dinner that's guaranteed to get even the ugliest, most unhappy couples hot for each other: Each course includes ingredients known to jumpstart the libido.

Nostrana Valentine's Dinner, Nostrana, 1401 SE Morrison, Wed Feb 14, $38 per person, 234-2427 for reservations

Impress your Valentine with a three-course Italian meal at Nostrana, with a selection of appetizers, four entrées, and four desserts. AH

Dancing by Starlight 1949, Tony Starlight's, 3728 NE Sandy, Wed Feb 14, $85 per couple, shows at 7 & 9:30 pm, 517-8584 for reservations

The spankin' new Tony Starlight's presents "Dancing by Starlight 1949," a nostalgic retreat to a simpler, more romantic time. Four courses plus entertainment provided by the Notables and Tony Starlight himself, performing the hits of the day while you and that special someone "dance on the cushion of air that is your love for one another." AH