Narrow Search

  • Show Only

  • Category

  • Narrow by Date

    • All
    • Today
    • Last 7 Days
    • Last 30 Days
    • Select a Date Range

Comment Archives: stories: Books: Books

Re: “A World on Fire

The Honolulu Police Department was cited as a president in the Rodney King case.

A driver avoided rear-ending the car in front of him, by turning onto a side street on the property of Fort Derussy, where Air Force security guard tried to yank him out of his car window. The driver sped away, and the guard rolled quite a ways on the ground.

HPD caught up with the driver, arrested, booked, and released him. Then, after he got outside the police station, HPD along with the Air Force guard, kidnapped him, took him out back of the Waikiki Shell in Kapi'olani Park, beat him in the stomach, pissed all over him, and made him dunk for toads with his head submerged in the pond.

The guard got off and avoided a lawsuit against the US Military, by testifying against the Honolulu Police Officers, who got four to five years in Federal prison, for their misconduct, as well as for perjury, the lying fucking bastards.

Posted by Panamaniac Dred on 04/29/2015 at 7:03 PM

Re: “Dear Diary

At least she just got tired of it and it didn't require a team of dirty nazis to put a stop to her scribble scrabbles.

Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 03/18/2015 at 4:29 PM

Re: “Guys Like Georgie

Which is better? The book itself? Or the reviewer? Such a treat to enjoy both these delights this grey afternoon. Thank you Miss Pelletier, and thank you Portland Mercury. Another book going straight to the top of my reading list!

Posted by lilbeastpdx on 02/04/2015 at 3:35 PM

Re: “Westerosi History 101

I completed my 7th read-through of the series in preparation of this book and found it to be so dull that I stopped reading half-way through and just looked at the pictures. The art is gorgeous, but that is all this thing has to offer.

Posted by bridger on 01/05/2015 at 7:09 PM

Re: “The Nothing Beat

I'm glad you called out the meaninglessness of the phrase "male confessional mode," Megan. It is truly a non-descriptor.

Posted by rich bachelor on 12/04/2014 at 3:30 PM

Re: “Bitches Get Stuff Done

Thanks for the recommendation. I found her and Fey's work on SNL often fell flat, too self aware and giggly at times, but post-SNL they have both blossomed into two of our better and sharper entertainers on their respective shows.

2 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Mr. Greener on 11/29/2014 at 8:21 PM

Re: “Très Bizarro

Is "The Life and Crimes of Redacted" bizarro?

Posted by Gordogato on 11/15/2014 at 2:19 PM

Re: “NASA, Moms, and Adult Diapers

Some jokes have become so cliche you can make a one liner out of the first sentence; "Take my wife." The highly decorated weapons expert, Captain Lisa Marie Nowak, was tried in the press on disinformation leaked by NASA. She wasn't chasing anyone. She was running from DoD spooks. STS-121 was the only mission ever launched by NASA against objections of the Chief Safety Officer. Coincidentally, the Space Shuttle Discovery, raced into Space, precisely 5 minutes after North Korea launched an ICBM at Havvai'i. Captain Nowak is a national hero, for what she accomplished on that 4th of July. Her only offense was in attempting to go public with what even she was surprised at that day.

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by Cate Hue on 11/15/2014 at 10:43 AM

Re: “Come Closer

That was not what was unique to the Language school at all. They were a group of theoretical, abstract poets who were fiercely against capitalism's commodification of language. They, in fact, wanted to destroy the idea of an accepted 'plain language' of any sort by exploring a voiceless, non-contextual, non-referential poetics that rejected a passive narrative coherency.

Posted by Poor Found Art on 10/16/2014 at 5:18 PM

Re: “We're All Gonna Die

"Considered one of the world's top public intellectuals"

...by who?

0 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Matthew Hall on 10/09/2014 at 10:59 AM

Re: “We're All Gonna Die

Either way, what do Portlanders have to lose?

Posted by Dry White Toast on 10/02/2014 at 11:33 AM

Re: “We're All Gonna Die

It's not "Global Warming," it's 'Ocean Warming,' due to millions of undersea volcanoes currently erupting as always occurs at the early stages of ice ages, but now that all manufacturing has been outsourced to countries which have no pollution regulations and all retail has gone online, what would Portland have to lose?

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by Dry White Toast on 10/01/2014 at 5:56 PM

Re: “Expect the Unexpected

HOW DOES A REVIEW OF THE BONE CLOCKS NOT CONTAIN A SINGLE DICK JOKE? LOOK I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT: IT'S TIME TO CONSIDER A NEW ARTS EDITOR THIS ONE JUST ISN'T TAKING HER DUTIES SERIOUSLY ANYMORE.

Posted by Commenty Colin on 09/27/2014 at 2:34 PM

Re: “Housing Hyperbole

Puke.

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by pukelandia on 09/18/2014 at 9:56 PM

Re: “The Cruise Missile Doesn't Miss

Finally, it comes. i can watch on my Macbook Air with Aurora Mac Blu-ray Player. lol

Posted by Owen Wood on 08/14/2014 at 12:52 AM

Re: “Demystifying Physics

Unfortunately those who "live in ivory towers" wont approve.

Posted by Francis Higgins on 06/12/2014 at 1:32 AM

Re: “Big Star Man

One thing I've always wondered is what happened to the son that Alex had when he was 19, Timothee Chilton? I'm hoping this book covers that material.

Posted by Suzanne Brabant Schrader on 03/19/2014 at 6:07 PM

Re: “Little Failure, Big Book

oh Ha Ha Ha!

Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 01/17/2014 at 5:58 AM

Re: “Cure for What Ails You

yeah every day i don't bike is a day some teen texter cannot right turn me into roadkill.

2 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 12/26/2013 at 3:44 PM

Re: “Sci-Fi, Memoir, and Magic Boners

BIFF BAM POW!!! CHILDREN'S FUNNY BOOKS ARE ALL GROWN UP NOW!

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Graham on 12/18/2013 at 1:32 PM

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy