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Re: “Savage Love

You folks are morons, and gay people in training. Do yourselves and if you have children a favor. Just get divorced, and be single, and don't put everyone through it, just because you didn't sew your wild oats back in college. Don't any of you know the obvious? Only in Portland where the majority seem to treat one another like those fleshlights mentioned, would give you such crap advice. There are consequences to all actions people. When you look at "successful" swingers, they are usually in their sixties, married for almost forty years, and are bored to tears sexually, but both parties financially comfortable. If you don't have that time under your belt, well I've never seen people make it, at least ones who are honest with one another.

1 like, 2 dislikes
Posted by John Shadwick on 09/29/2014 at 6:12 AM

Re: “Chapman Swifts

More like rick steves

0 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by Rick Klein on 09/29/2014 at 4:38 AM

Re: “Hey Stupid!

THIS IS WHY I FUCKING HATE PEDESTRIANS

0 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Soul Reeper on 09/29/2014 at 3:19 AM

Re: “Chapman Swifts

sorry, we got so worked up watching them birds we forgot about our junk. ooops, our bad. you might be happy some people got shit on in an aerial dive bombing

1 like, 8 dislikes
Posted by Soul Reeper on 09/29/2014 at 3:15 AM

Re: “Commissioner Fritz Announces Details for Her Husband's Memorial

Dry White Toast, just when Dr. Fritz, a great man who helped those less fortunate, dies, we are reminded there are are people like you who contribute nothing.

Posted by MacabreSage on 09/28/2014 at 10:24 PM

Re: “Chapman Swifts

^ Why would I bother attempting to outdo your gripping tale of choadery?"

Any other tired/played out names you'd like to call me "other rick?"

3 likes, 7 dislikes
Posted by RickStevens on 09/28/2014 at 8:58 PM

Re: “Chapman Swifts

^^ describe to us your life as a chode.

3 likes, 14 dislikes
Posted by Rick Klein on 09/28/2014 at 8:41 PM

Re: “Chapman Swifts

Taylor Swifts are more interesting than those stupid birds I tell ya. The kind of person who goes to a god damn chimney to witness nature doesnt belong in the NW.

6 likes, 12 dislikes
Posted by snickerdoodle on 09/28/2014 at 8:33 PM

Re: “Hey Stupid!

This is a veteran I,anon. Any possibility of self incrimination was thoroughly excluded...also imaginary assholery was enacted with sufficient extenuating evidence.

AKA, the image I,anon masturbates to...

Posted by snickerdoodle on 09/28/2014 at 8:27 PM

Re: “Chapman Swifts

^ At least you can spell penis correctly. And twice at that.

6 likes, 8 dislikes
Posted by RickStevens on 09/28/2014 at 8:11 PM

Re: “Hey Stupid!

Hey Todd,

Does Assisse give good virtual head? I'm guessing he uses too much beak.

2 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by RickStevens on 09/28/2014 at 8:09 PM

Re: “Weirdo at New Seasons Interstate

As much as New Seasons employees jerk themselves off for working at New Seasons, you should expect trace amounts of ejaculate (male or female) in the cage/hormone-free, non-GMO, organic products you purchase there.

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by RickStevens on 09/28/2014 at 8:06 PM

Re: “Chapman Swifts

^smaller penis type and...

^small penis with a slight curve

6 likes, 14 dislikes
Posted by Rick Klein on 09/28/2014 at 8:05 PM

Re: “Hey Stupid!

Even if this is true, that's not cool dude. That guy waited in line for 2 days for his awesome new iPhone.

How's he gonna connect with all his virtual friends now?

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by RickStevens on 09/28/2014 at 8:03 PM

Re: “Chapman Swifts

^ 1. Abused as a child, and

2. Can't spell expensive

8 likes, 8 dislikes
Posted by RickStevens on 09/28/2014 at 8:00 PM

Re: “Chapman Swifts

Most of the perps strapped their kids back into the car and were blasting robin thicke and as soon as the wives go to bed, they go out and fuck other women and have more babies and litter all the more in the process....

5 likes, 14 dislikes
Posted by Rick Klein on 09/28/2014 at 7:46 PM

Re: “Hey Stupid!

> I'm guessing he was in a legal crosswalk

I'm guessing you didn't read what you responded to. Anon stated "You step out between two cars while staring at your phone".

I agree w/ Todd, this probably didn't happen (somehow this cyclists saw what would've been at least 30 seconds of 'incidents' all the while claiming to be going 15mph, which just seems implausible).. but if it did happen then good on you. Personally I woulda just snatched the phone, turned down the next block and threw the phone down an alley or, better yet, down a gutter.

7 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by assisse on 09/28/2014 at 6:59 PM

Re: “Chapman Swifts

For the life of me I can never understand why people litter or vandalize. Crazy, disgusting behavior and shows their disregard for others and our spaces. Learn some fucking manners dammit!!

14 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by guidoman on 09/28/2014 at 6:33 PM

Re: “One Day at a Time

I would pay big bucks to see Ms. Romano in a 3some with KimK and Kanyeaaaa!

Posted by Zlatanizer on 09/28/2014 at 6:30 PM

Re: “Nope I Will Never

Kill her mommy!!!! Kill her!!!!!!!

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by mar. on 09/28/2014 at 5:33 PM

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