You folks are morons, and gay people in training. Do yourselves and if you have children a favor. Just get divorced, and be single, and don't put everyone through it, just because you didn't sew your wild oats back in college. Don't any of you know the obvious? Only in Portland where the majority seem to treat one another like those fleshlights mentioned, would give you such crap advice. There are consequences to all actions people. When you look at "successful" swingers, they are usually in their sixties, married for almost forty years, and are bored to tears sexually, but both parties financially comfortable. If you don't have that time under your belt, well I've never seen people make it, at least ones who are honest with one another.
More like rick steves
THIS IS WHY I FUCKING HATE PEDESTRIANS
sorry, we got so worked up watching them birds we forgot about our junk. ooops, our bad. you might be happy some people got shit on in an aerial dive bombing
Dry White Toast, just when Dr. Fritz, a great man who helped those less fortunate, dies, we are reminded there are are people like you who contribute nothing.
^ Why would I bother attempting to outdo your gripping tale of choadery?"
Any other tired/played out names you'd like to call me "other rick?"
^^ describe to us your life as a chode.
Taylor Swifts are more interesting than those stupid birds I tell ya. The kind of person who goes to a god damn chimney to witness nature doesnt belong in the NW.
This is a veteran I,anon. Any possibility of self incrimination was thoroughly excluded...also imaginary assholery was enacted with sufficient extenuating evidence.
AKA, the image I,anon masturbates to...
^ At least you can spell penis correctly. And twice at that.
Does Assisse give good virtual head? I'm guessing he uses too much beak.
As much as New Seasons employees jerk themselves off for working at New Seasons, you should expect trace amounts of ejaculate (male or female) in the cage/hormone-free, non-GMO, organic products you purchase there.
^smaller penis type and...
^small penis with a slight curve
Even if this is true, that's not cool dude. That guy waited in line for 2 days for his awesome new iPhone.
How's he gonna connect with all his virtual friends now?
^ 1. Abused as a child, and
2. Can't spell expensive
Most of the perps strapped their kids back into the car and were blasting robin thicke and as soon as the wives go to bed, they go out and fuck other women and have more babies and litter all the more in the process....
> I'm guessing he was in a legal crosswalk
I'm guessing you didn't read what you responded to. Anon stated "You step out between two cars while staring at your phone".
I agree w/ Todd, this probably didn't happen (somehow this cyclists saw what would've been at least 30 seconds of 'incidents' all the while claiming to be going 15mph, which just seems implausible).. but if it did happen then good on you. Personally I woulda just snatched the phone, turned down the next block and threw the phone down an alley or, better yet, down a gutter.
For the life of me I can never understand why people litter or vandalize. Crazy, disgusting behavior and shows their disregard for others and our spaces. Learn some fucking manners dammit!!
I would pay big bucks to see Ms. Romano in a 3some with KimK and Kanyeaaaa!
Kill her mommy!!!! Kill her!!!!!!!
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