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Re: “Bus Blunder

I believe this is the risk inherent in using Tri-Met.

6 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by RickStevens on 12/23/2014 at 1:53 PM

Re: “Streetcar Stop at N Broadway & Ross Avenue

Living in Portland and you're looking for shelter from the rain?!?!?!?!

Might I suggest Googling raincoats and umbrellas?

2 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by RickStevens on 12/23/2014 at 1:51 PM

Re: “Neon Culpa and Cupcake

Cupcake is AMAZING! If you love 90s alt rock, you'll adore Cupcake.

Posted by Mimsy Momerath on 12/23/2014 at 1:43 PM

Re: “"I wish they had spoken to me first"

Mr Soetoro's friends all call him Barry. Biden said that Dick Cheney's cousin, O'bama be Irish.

Posted by Damnable Wog Hemp on 12/23/2014 at 1:15 PM

Re: “Make Like the Fonz

While the police in Japan are unarmed, the Yakuza there, are not. Chucky ought to visit Portland's sister city, Sapporo, to see how it's done.

0 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Damnable Wog Hemp on 12/23/2014 at 1:10 PM

Re: “Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde

AA has the best rate for success, and it's free.

1 like, 2 dislikes
Posted by Damnable Wog Hemp on 12/23/2014 at 1:06 PM

Re: “Darlene Love's Final "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"

Funny how Paul Shafer didn't get any screen time in the 1986 performance.

Posted by ROM on 12/23/2014 at 1:01 PM

Re: “The Visitor

"Actually Hales did run on police reform, said he would press to restore community policing."

Which he's been doing. See http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-2302…

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Euphonius on 12/23/2014 at 12:54 PM

Re: “Streetcar Stop at N Broadway & Ross Avenue

Fake, nobody actually rides the streetcar.

9 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Chunty McHutchence on 12/23/2014 at 12:13 PM

Re: “Bus Blunder

Clearly we should privatize busses and let the free market sort this out.

10 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Chunty McHutchence on 12/23/2014 at 12:09 PM

Re: “Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde

Maintenance drinking has been working great for me. That and those weed gummy bears, all day long.

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Gordogato on 12/23/2014 at 11:57 AM

Re: “Undercover Boss

America is obsolete. You are being recalled.

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by JRRTrollkien on 12/23/2014 at 11:54 AM

Re: “Streetcar Stop at N Broadway & Ross Avenue

Apparently that stop has been recognized by Americans for the Arts as being "among the country's most outstanding public art projects".

This article is too hilarious.

7 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by ForWhomTheBellTrolls on 12/23/2014 at 11:49 AM

Re: “Human Observation

What about people who are heavy yawners and then chew air and mumble things?

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Gordogato on 12/23/2014 at 11:49 AM
Posted by Brandon Rynone on 12/23/2014 at 11:48 AM

Re: “Bus Blunder

He knows all of those things.

C'mon, he drives there 5x a day.

6 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by JRRTrollkien on 12/23/2014 at 11:47 AM

Re: “Streetcar Stop at N Broadway & Ross Avenue

It like totally shelters you from third-world problems like having to feed your donkey before you tie a rope around him and walk him to the store.

8 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by JRRTrollkien on 12/23/2014 at 11:43 AM

Re: “Streetcar Stop at N Broadway & Ross Avenue

When I was a lad, we had to stand in deep mud in a blizzard next to a burning barn to catch the streetcar.

Also, we didn't have iPhones. Just flip phones.

5 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Todd Mecklem on 12/23/2014 at 11:29 AM

Re: “Today, in Art Mysteries: Who Put Up Those "Ca$h for Your Banksy" Signs?

I'll pay cash for your Cash for Your Banksy sign! 971-266-... oh screw it.

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Mick Orlosky on 12/23/2014 at 11:11 AM

Re: “Bus Blunder

I always wave at the goddamn bus as it nears, just to make it slightly harder for the driver to "not see me." (If I was at 122nd & Foster, I think I'd wave a road flare.)

13 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Todd Mecklem on 12/23/2014 at 10:55 AM

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