Cinetopia at the Vancouver mall is having one too if you're on the other side of the river.
Best in show.
Thank you! That was hilarious and now I have gotten everything from that movie that I need.
Cost of modern life, amirite!
If those losers had been waiting in their SUVs like civilized first worlders, they'd all be fine, amirite!
Too bad the drunky wasn't in NYC, he'd be back behind the wheel already.
Seeing as how the Shamrock Run is a shitshow anyway, farting is completely appropriate.
If you're worried about amateur hour, enter a real race, not one where they run out of water at the first two stations and medals (more importantly--medals/BOTTLE OPENERS) at the end, even though the race has been around for decades. There are far better organized races out there.
No guarantees people won't fart in any given race, but at the Shamrock Run, the night after people have filled themselves with Guinness? It's guaranteed.
Condoms don't go on the butt, dummy.
If you do buy a pregnancy test at the Dollar Tree, y'all better check the expiration date first...
so when the fuck are they finally going to close our inner cities to motor vehicles? Motor vehicle operators have continually and repeatedly proven that they are incapable of safely operating their vehicles in the presence of pedestrians, bicyclists and other motorists.
Dollar Tree sells pregnancy tests? I didn't have to buy that box of 100 at Costco?
this is SO ADORABLE I WANT TO HUG IT
Yeah, Dale, we get it -- you're one of those dumbass jerks that believes every single cop is a racist, trigger-happy harsher of your mellow, but the question still remains: DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT PLAN TO (FASHIONABLY) CELEBRATE WILDFANG AND AMELIA'S FIRST ANNIVERSARY?!?
Oh shut-up, Steph.
Patoirlove will be playing during the happy hour, starting at 5:30pm. Sneakin' Out will be playing after, at 8pm.
wait a sec, I have to pay for other people to be gouged and exploited at the hospital?
Who changed the rules and didn't tell me!!!
I don't think I've ever thought of Anderson's films as cheerful. Whimsical at times, yes, but melancholy reigns supreme. I'm not as fanatical about his films as some. To me they always seem to lack that deep emotional connection that films by say PT Anderson have, but from a pure film-making standpoint, Wes Anderson's films are always a must see.
I would have given this performance a full five stars if it weren't for the fact that Mr. Waterhouse decided to perform drunk last night. Many times I could tell his amazing band was getting tired of his long drawn out "jam" sessions. They were looking at him as if to ask "what are you doing?" The band again was top notch, a great ensemble of musicians. N.W. was pretty good, considering he looked like he was about to fall over.
Wow, slut shaming much?
Don't most people start having sex as teenagers? I thought that was normal. It's the not using protection that's dumb. Sex is fine, ya prude.
Can my tax return be prepared at the ER?
I enjoyed Life of Pie, but I still appreciated the review. Nice job Allison. Dammit, I did it again.
You sound like such a nice, happy person.
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