Allow me to translate:
"Pay more attention to ME on the elevator."
"That cute girl should have said hello to ME, not dumb old you."
"You're driving a fancy car, and I have to walk to the bus stop. That makes ME so mad!"
OHHhhhhh! IT's ON!! Your a stupid, eprophet! You know, that reminds me. Today I really wanted to hate on this twenty-something bleached out Barbie in her "new to her Mercedes" who was getting off at the Lake Oswego mall exit, but I couldn't. She was so cute and looked so happy, I just couldn't hate on her. I am blaming the new IA commenting format for my discomfort in my existence and reserve the right to sue you, you fucking animals!!!!!
"Pay more attention to ME on the elevator."
"That cute girl should have said hello to ME, not dumb old you."
"You're driving a fancy car, and I have to walk to the bus stop. That makes ME so mad!"
no one has allowed you to translate.
no one wants you to translate anything.