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You sound like that lady who moved here from Seattle 5 years ago. Hi, Michelle!
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I think this person might actually be a native, considering if this is the best they could come up with, no wonder they couldn't compete with all of the more-creative, better-achieving transplants.
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The good thing about transplants is that the dicks can't assimilate and are gone in 18 months.
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All right! A new episode of Transplantia!
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This rant needs more EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Luckily the rain really seems to be driving them away. "Soooo, does it like, always rain this much?" Muhahahahahaha! Just wait til April.
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It's kind of been a secret but April is when the mold and mildew are blooming and at their showiest. If it's raining real hard or you just don't feel like going for a 10 miler, just scrape some mildew from your kitchen window and pull out the ole microscope and just watch the wondrous nature of the lowly mold. If you put some in a jar and feed them a piece of bread and an orange peel you can watch them battle it out for supremacy. Plus I heard you can smoke it. Portland!
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Finally, someone recognizes the scourge of these hipsters.
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Perfect example of the product produced by piss poor public education system that "native" Oregonians have developed over the past 50 years.
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Ha, JTR your 18 months are up!
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I'm just fucking with JTR. He's right. The problem with Portland is that we don't produce good homegrown leaders. Some, but not a consistent crop, and we have to settle for the East Coast pros.
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I just love these transplant rants. Oh, the native Americans called,they want their land back from the settlers. Portland oh Portland, let me count the transplants. ^lazaar, this sounds like a cheaper way to get smoke. I will try banana bread instead of real bread. ^JTR, is that the real you?
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