You reached out to a stranger, took pen to paper, and handwrote a note — something you may not have done since third grade. And what prompted this interpersonal contact? I dared to park my car closer to your car than you deem appropriate.
"You asshole — you should not park against someone's bumper like that. Fuck you," reads the note I got today. And a few days earlier I received this one, on purple paper: "Thanks for parking so close my kids couldn't get in. Asshole."
Did you show the note to your kids? Before you stranded them in the parking lot and drove off, since the poor things couldn't get into the car?