It's called a hoodie dipshit. That's why everyone wears them here. Is the weather here making you do some California dreaming? Just wait til June. Cloudy, humid, rainy June.
Politicians, lawyers, pharmaceutical reps, police people, insurance agents... The list goes on and on. Lots of jobs don't require you to be correct, and they are usually well paid.
Back in the good old days of Portland, it rarely hit 80 and if it did it was between August 17 and August 23 and we thanked God for his Glory. And we smiled at the children, but never at another grown adult.