If I may, then you get to work to find people dancing, your phone starts blowing up, you don't know what the hell's going on when one of your co workers tells you that Trump has not only dropped out of the race, but he has agreed to shave his head for St Baldricks and instantly, childhood cancer is cured, and ISIS is dumbfounded by this and says, "we need to think about this some more". And then you find out the coffee fairy actually shelled out and got some good coffee. I am rooting for you!

What the fudge are you talking about dude?