Puzzled Me

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You're no Seinfeld. Nor should you try to fill the place of our departing comedians at the local open mike night.

pollo on March 30, 2016 at 6:39 PM

Boo hoo. Looks like our beloved homeowner has some crocodile tears to share. Guess you need to find a real job (sorry, finger pointing is taken)

Aurelius141 on March 31, 2016 at 12:28 AM

So how come the "lesser" commenters only count for zeroes on the list here? I'm happy to be number-worthy, but I almost feel bad for the unworthy ones. Savage commentapitalism at work?

Todd Mecklem on March 31, 2016 at 10:34 AM

Hey Todd, what exactly does the number at the top right of each comment symbolize? Since mine says 0 and yours says 4, I am obviously teeming with number envy. (If it really is some kind of insider voting system, I'm actually proud to be a lesser, unworthy zero)

Aurelius141 on March 31, 2016 at 11:51 AM

Aury, I think it's some kind of psychological experiment being run by the Merc and their parent company, Fauxlternative Newsweeklies LLC. To what nefarious purpose I JUST DON'T KNOW.

Todd Mecklem on March 31, 2016 at 12:45 PM

Todd knows how to get play. He's a pro.

on March 31, 2016 at 9:26 PM

Also, it's preferential, so, live by the sword, swallow sword, grasshopper.

on March 31, 2016 at 10:31 PM

I mean, Ida gets numbers so , whatever.

on March 31, 2016 at 10:33 PM

on March 31, 2016 at 10:34 PM

While you're here, consider adding a bio or answering a few questions about yourself. You can also tell us where you are, add a profile picture and post a link to your website."
NOT Portland anymore. Sorry Merc. That's how you get it shined.

on April 1, 2016 at 12:42 AM