That's right, I'm talking about you, Brofornia. I get that everyone in your party loved how cute your miniature version of a dog was. But I don't get how anyone could possibly think putting your poochito on a place where people literally eat was ok. Yes, admirably, at no time did you allow your dog to pee on the table.
If you don't want to fan the flames, at least have enough sense to hide your USC Trojans flair. Not that sense is something I'd expect from you.