Black jackets. Black shirts. Black shoes. Black hats. Black pants. Most of this Oregon population just luvs their black outfits. What's more, Oregon is so rainy and gloomy most of the time, you'd think people would be tired of the dark, depressing look, but nope. Black outfits everywhere. Black outfits in the hot ass sunshine too. And to these companies that make people wear all black, not even a brown belt can sneak by, what's up with that? Fuck uniforms, man. Just wear what you want. Wear some color. I'm so bored of seeing all this black. But I love it when the most colorful and mixed up oddball flaunts their style. Then again, keep Portland weird just means Portland is nothing but conformists, followers, and wannabes.