Maybe we need another drippy drama rant about how know one understands the ranter because they are so hot and move from place to place looking for the right lover.
I like the idea, offdutydog. They can do their part to "keep Portland weird!" with some off-kilter donut ideas that extend well beyond the marginally offensive yet relatively benign cock-and-balls.
That's what I miss about the old Portland.This new facade sucks. Voodoo is the new facade and would not cross the line. This stupid fraternity corporate mentality has infiltrated top to bottom and some of us are just left shrugging our shoulders with outstretched hands.
1. Salt & Straw Blowout - Check
2. Voodoo Donut Incident - Check
All we need is for someone to roll out an angry bike post and the day will be complete.
"Mary's Club Bathroom Splatter Fritter"
"California Buyer All Cash Offer Cruller"
The possibilities abound!