Not the Deep End

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So when someone sees that you're up early, they should say "As Petronius wrote, 'For I myself saw the Sibyl indeed at Cumae with my own eyes hanging in a jar; and when the boys used to say to her, Sibyl, what do you want? she replied, I want to die.' Want some coffee?"?

Todd Mecklem on May 25, 2016 at 12:40 PM

So the reason that did NOT work, Todd, is because it sounds so fucking pompous and masturbatory that everyone just goes, "Ick"

on May 25, 2016 at 12:51 PM

Why are you pissed at the dude drinking a beer? His comment was the only one that was direct and wasn't shallow. Oh wait, it's because he didn't want to talk to your sorry ass. Who's the hypocrite now?

on May 25, 2016 at 1:13 PM

Nice try.

on May 25, 2016 at 6:17 PM

I think an early worm had a bad day today. Do you expect when you must've asked the question .......How's your day going? (kind of a shallow question too) a detailed analysis? Hell man take out the levity and all you get is serious, mundane, blah blahdiocracy. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.......I KNOW shallowdejumour mandolin the moonlight.

Medicated Marine on May 25, 2016 at 8:06 PM

I/A, when I did my hair bright red a few years ago, my neighbor bitch apartment dweller said. So, you changed your hair? I was waiting for more, but I thought she was making fun of me. I will never go red again.

seentomuch on May 25, 2016 at 9:02 PM

"My thoughts thought"?! Are you really trying to pretend you graduated high school? Are you really convinced that you have anything deep whatsoever to say and have some conversational mastery that nobody gets? Are you really? Really? Ya we're not surprised nobody wants to talk you you. All these comments are spot on...

Aurelius141 on May 27, 2016 at 10:33 PM