To the asshole construction company who's building another mega-mansion where a perfectly good house once stood: you fuckers started pad locking the port-o-potty!
It's bad enough that you are doing what you are doing but for fucks sake, but temporarily supplying the 'hood with an additional place to piss and shit was about the only contribution you are giving us.
And because you lock it, I've taken it upon myself to break a sharp pencil tip off inside the keyhole of the lock. Every night!
I imagine it creates a true funny every morning as there is always a new lock on, every night!!! And then the broken ones littering ground nearby...
Thanks for nothing.