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1
Yeah, when the check-cashing place rejected it, I figured I'd mail it back and hope for a gift card. (Maybe I shouldn't have tried to use my fake ID with the name "Tom Foolery."
2
I want a housing stipend!
3
I walk a lot and find cancer causing cell phones, wallets, and checks all the time. I hate being burdened, so toss them in the nearest USPS mail box, sans any cash.
4
This is a sweet rant. Glad you shared your faith inhumanity.
5
Gee Ida, everyone knows cell phones cause cancer, but wallets and checks do, too?
6
Ida, have you never heard of the radioactive tracking strip they put in each bill? Cash Kills, man!
7
The security thread in currency bills actually is radio-interactive. When you pass through a scanner at the airport, security can detect the amount of cash you carry; coins too. Then of course the thermal paper used for cash register receipts is coated with toxic, Bisphenol A (BPA). No escape.
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Jesus, Ida, what beans are you gonna spill next? Don't tell them about the nanotrackers in their fillings or the photoreactive tattoos the pedicurists are secretly etching on everyones toes.
9
Aren't cell phones radio-interactive? How is that any different than the security strips? I see a direct link to colon cancer.
10
Speaking of colon cancer, where is our resident expert on topics nobody gives a shit about? Dread? You there buddy?
11
Terrible pun. Dread's day drinking at a place that closes for lunch at 1:30, and totally pissing off the waiter that needs to get to class.
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