I've noticed this new annoying trend lately where people announce they will be in Portland for a period of time and want you to "show them a good time." It's almost as if they think they're on tour or something: "I'll be in town from July 8th to the 10th, then Seattle from the 11th to the 13th... blah, blah, blah" Here's a news flash for you people: NOBODY CARES.

What are you, a celebrity or something? You expect ME to take you out, spend money, "show you around" and for what? What am I, a fucking tour guide?

Also, everyone is now doing this shit on their profiles: "NYC—->LAX—->SF—->PDX" as an indication of where they've apparently fucking lived. Again, nobody cares where you lived before you moved up here. You're not impressing anyone but other annoying-ass transplants.

Quit announcing where you've been, quit asking people to take you out while you're in town for a night or two, and quit thinking that you're somehow special... because guess what? You're not.