OMG she let them stare and didn't stop it! Somebody alert CPS! Didn't you know, you have to get a gorilla shot to really earn the rage of Internet parenting experts right now.

" I hope your kid doesn't fall on their face from climbing all over everything."
Uhmm.....yeah you do.

Once again, a complete lack of specificity or coherence so that the reader has no idea what the fuck you are talking about, other than a general hatred for humanity. Nice.

Back to fifth grade: beginning+middle+end=story. My accountant will be billing you for the 30 seconds of my life that you just wasted.