Naked Bike Ride, huh? Lived here since 93' and I've never seen so much clothes in my life. A few years ago all y'all were naked. But slowly and surely and especially this year I think I saw more clothes than skin. For the most part i thank you. For being a bike town we got some fat asses portland. So don't gimmy the - i did the naked bike ride - you just wore your boxers you perv..go to a strip club if you wanna see some titties cheap skate. Or else what's the point. No ones puttin bills down your g string so don't wear one.