I feel like I've been misunderstood... First of all I am a police officer in Portland and Joe Hamm is clearly not my real name. That part is true. However, I am on Facebook only to connect with Portland musicians in an anonymous way, because (believe it or not) my bosses do not approve of me engaging in this kind of counter culture. I have to admit I have been antagonistic and a little spicy with all the Facebook hate... How would you act if all of your favorite Portland musicians starting "calling you out" as a "narc" after you simply followed their bands and friended them? Please just friend me on Facebook and follow my feed to get a real idea of who I am before judging!