Anonymous Jul 23, 2016 at 5:06 pm

Look at your keys!

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Thanks, Seinfeld.
FlavioSuave on July 25, 2016 at 9:33 AM Report this
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Um it's easier than carrying them in your pocket or bag. Kindly fuck right off, thanks.
Jim Bob on July 27, 2016 at 11:04 AM Report this
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keys are annoying in your pocket... that is, if you don't live in a tent and need keys for life.... who's the hipster now tent dweller!
PandaPDX on July 27, 2016 at 12:14 PM Report this

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