Thank you for not running over my cat, whom I now regret encouraging to stalk a crow, that I now believe was intentionally trying to lead my cat into the road to be hit. Luckily I caught the perfect storm of your tire about to crush my poor cats skull in time, so I cried out, and you seemed to slow down, almost running over the crow, which I would of been fine with as it is obviously plotting against me and mine. My cat got scared, ran back into the yard, you looked over, and returned my thank you wave.
Thank you for paying attention at the wheel, and not checking your phone for that space of time.
P.S. To all vehicle drivers, cyclist included stop looking at your phone while driving said vehicle, it's super dumb, like your face.