Anonymous Jul 31, 2016 at 12:08 am

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It could be a friend of the family or a relative that decided to park in their driveway for a sec. If not, normally I don't condone keying but...
Glassycans on August 1, 2016 at 6:57 AM Report this
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Under the old comment system, could I have simultaneously up- and down-voted comment #1?
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