Anonymous Aug 7, 2016 at 5:44 pm

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Any motherfucker puts a foot on my ride that's a bitch I'm getting.
5
wat, can I keep Portland weird by coming by your home and taking a dump on your door handle? How wacky and Portland weird would that be!?! I'll even eat an avocado from California first, so it will be nice and creamy.
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If you need support (of any kind) to maintain your shtick, you aren't Portland weird. You are just a fucking mooch. At some point these two things got confused, and now we have people on tall bikes using cars as kick stands and shitty artists using Kickstarter to fund their lifestyle choices.
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Wow, what a little fucking Cali bitch you are. Why don't you bust your Audi down I-5 and go get loco with your pendejo friends in Encino, shithead. Get aggro on the tall bikes, and you're getting a goddamned bike chain across your rain-sensing wipers, asshole.

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