So you're on your vacation and you decided to drive to Los Angeles. Maybe you'll see a celebrity, you'll totally shop on Melrose and for sure chill out in Venice. Oh how cliche. I see you while I drive to work, your Subaru with the Oregon plate contributing to our never-ending traffic problems here. I'm a native Los Angelino and I guarantee you that Portland yuppie scum (such as you) are not welcomed here. We're just too busy to give you m-efer's any crap about it. I once drove to Portland from LA, and aside from begin constantly heckled, my car was keyed.
Stay out of LA. We have enough yuppie transplants here. I was born raised in LA, you were not, go back to Porkland and camp with your iPad. Yuppie scum.