Someone should "accidentally" spill iced coffee on his junk.

My cis gendered self would sport more of a camel toe in that get up. But I still have bigger balls than you FlavioSuave.

Mine are metaphorical. I'm sorry that it's upsetting you that I'm not a dude, must be tough knowing a woman has made you so upset on the internet.

On the moral side of this ridiculously silly debate, its true that society at large gives more leeway to women who dress in a way that leaves little to the imagination. This works fine for me, as I'm a straight cis male and if a woman wants to show off her vagina with some tight pants I'll be the first to oblige her obvious need for attention. But let's be real here. Its not the same for men and women. If I were a woman I would be seriously disturbed if a guy routinely paraded his junk at my work. And while I acknowledge the logical inequity here, I really don't think dudes have a right to do this. Seriously, we already know you're a dick.

OG, where to start? First, I have no idea what I said to piss you off, but I'm delighted that it did. Next, "men can do what ever they want" makes you look so sexist and misogynistic that I don't even need to comment. Furthermore I don't have a blog ( instead I have a life, look it up) so you obviously have me mistaken for someone else. Number 4 it is not "feminist" when I say that no one - not male, female or any combo of LGBTQ - gives a fuck about your junk. So stop sporting it. Fifthly, you clearly have no clue what a real man is or what women want. You are a sad old man who thinks a spandex moose knuckle is going to get you laid. You have no idea how many real women are laughing at you right now.

Quit staring at that guy's junk.