you touch on the subject of organized insanity - to expand on this idea:

it's crazy that we will drive around parking lots, in a hurry, wasting our time to get the perfect spot as close as possible to our destination...only to also own a gym membership and a fitbit so we can keep in shape and "stay accountable." Even crazier, is the Volvo that will circle around a lot a dozen times to get a front row parking spot, and it's some lady in yoga pants on her way to the new seasons to get cold press juice. Like, really, you couldn't walk an entire 2 minutes from a spot in the outer lot? it's that much of an inconvenience for you?

This is why obesity and heart disease is so bad. It's not because of bad food, bad food is okay in moderation. No, it's fucking laziness. It's the people who spend 15 minutes finding parking spots at the mall because walking from an open parking spot is too much strain.

Despicable people.