Anonymous Sep 20, 2016 at 9:30 am

Elevator Boobs

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You have to work on your poker face. A true professional can see the cleavage and have a party in his mind all while remaining stone faced.
None of these sentences put me in a good light, oh jeez...
Glassycans on September 20, 2016 at 1:32 PM Report this
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Don't ever feel bad for having normal human reactions, fuck them if they can't understand that.
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Upvote Glassycans.
FlavioSuave on September 20, 2016 at 3:42 PM Report this

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