Portland drivers are the biggest collection of turds on wheels throughout the world, or in the history of the world. We really need traffic cops to get these fuckers to go when a light turns green, the slackerness and PCness are unreal. Not to mention the small town laws are outdated, and entitled assholes love abusing them and they jump into traffic. Those people can all piss off too. Don't get me started with an I/A on PDX drivers.
Do not share this on r/portland. They will call you a PSA and you will get body slammed. Trust me. Anyway, I totally hear you. New people here can't drive worth shit. Don't forget you can turn left from a two-way onto a one-way against a red light.