Anonymous Dec 8, 2016 at 11:04 pm

Rubbed Too Many Off

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You're so NOT fucked. Maybe that should be your takeaway. That, or track how many JO sessions it takes to put yourself outta commission. Divide that number by 2, and there's your magic number. Be sure to adjust for 3 day weekends and extended holidays.

Best of luck with your future Jerk-Off-A-Thons!!!!

on December 9, 2016 at 8:35 AM Report this
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Looks like 'ol Rick Stevens is still alive and writing IA posts! A real blast from the past.
JTR on December 13, 2016 at 9:03 AM Report this
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And it looks like JTR is still dreaming of good ol' Rick Stevens and experiencing nocturnal emissions no doubt.
on December 13, 2016 at 9:08 AM Report this

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