Why do you clap at the end of a movie? I kind of doubt that anyone involved in the actual film is present. it's unnecessary and well, kinda dumb. I mean if your going to clap there, why not clap when the guy hands you your ticket stub or popcorn? Or when your grocery transaction is complete or when your clothes are done drying etc? Fucking stop it!
Dear Clap Happy Audience
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